Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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