a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Just puked most of my soul out..
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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