we made out on top of his cat.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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