I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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