I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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