i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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We are two peas in an std pod
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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