What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
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I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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