..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
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I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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