I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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