I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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