if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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