My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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