So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
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They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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