dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
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Every time
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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