Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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