Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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