1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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