Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I believe in your delicious
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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