but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
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