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do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I love you. Go after that dick
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