and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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