The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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