She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
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I stole so many things from the ER last night.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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