i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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