im about as happy as oj after his trial
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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