everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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