we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
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I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
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