Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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