His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
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Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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