I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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