Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
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I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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