It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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