it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
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somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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