just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Houston, we have a blender
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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