Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize