Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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