he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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