Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
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I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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