i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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