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(248): View more from Michigan

brad dismisses pussy with prejudice

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(703): View more from Virginia

maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.

(859): View more from Kentucky

i did. i'm using it as a microphone.

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(914): View more from New York

I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.

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(207): View more from Maine

you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment

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(443): View more from Maryland

Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls

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(817): View more from Texas

Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.

(818): View more from California

Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?

(817): View more from Texas

Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation

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(205): View more from Alabama

Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.

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