I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize