I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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