That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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