Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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