just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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