Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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