I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
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Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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