I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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