Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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