It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
try to milk me bitch
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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