He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
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Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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